the hazards of love

Greetings Agrestic Elementary School, Class of 2006. Hello teachers, parents, stepparents, siblings, boyfriends and girlfriends of parents, assorted relatives, friends of your mom and dad that you call aunt and uncle but they really aren’t, AND… Principal Dodge. As I stand before you today, on the brink of junior high, here is what I have to say: YOU HAVE FAILED US ALL. EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY. We have become alienated, desensitized, angry, and frightened. If we picture Agrestic as an airplane, a grand, soaring jet, carrying us through the sky, I think you all need to understand: THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

(via helenhunt)